For some reason, movies and TV shows love to glamorize the idea of joining the mile-high club. Ask any sane flight attendant, though, and you’ll quickly learn that the thought of fooling around with someone in an airplane bathroom is nauseating. We’ve seen far too many disgusting things happen in those tiny bathrooms. With that being said, there are still folks out there who keep trying anyway! Whether it’s a passenger, a pilot, or a fellow flight attendant – people on airplanes can get a little weird. We asked flight attendants what the worst pickup lines are that they’ve ever heard while on the airplane and what they came up with did not disappoint!
Let us know your favorite one in the comments!
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Have you ever had someone use a cheesy pickup line on you? Tell us in the comments below!
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Pax: Can I borrow your pen, please?
Me: I’m gonna need it back.
Pax: Sure thing! Could you repeat your phone number again please? Zero one and…….
Me: 🙄
Did you want to use the lavatory?
Don’t mind me, I am just taking up some space in front of this lavatory.
Pax: Would you like my nuts?
How would you like to drop your skirt?
Somewhat different situation.
(I’m TSA, my spouse is a just-off-probation WN F/A … proud hubby here ❤️)
More than once after a groin alarm resolution pat-down: “You ought to buy me dinner for that!”
Me: “You ain’t that fancy, I wouldn’t even give you a cigarette.” TSA 1, Flying Boor 0.
In my half-century of flying I think the best pickup line is no pickup line. The flight crew are someone else’s kids. And over the years I’ve had a few G-rated off duty encounters but never solicited or expected them,
One terribly funny moment was when I was in 1C. The FA standing to my left was very short/petite and wearing heels. As pax were boarding some big guy who was paying attention knocked her over. Poor lady landed in my lap, feet up into the air. It took a minute for her to regain her balance and composure.
A couple of months later I was flying (1C) with my wife (1D) and the same FA was working the flight. We both started laughing and my wife at first was clueless as to why until she told my wife, “I gave your husband a free lap dance.” Then She Who Must Be Obeyed connected the dots and started laughing herself. Thankfully.