For some reason, movies and TV shows love to glamorize the idea of joining the mile-high club. Ask any sane flight attendant, though, and you’ll quickly learn that the thought of fooling around with someone in an airplane bathroom is nauseating. We’ve seen far too many disgusting things happen in those tiny bathrooms. With that being said, there are still folks out there who keep trying anyway! Whether it’s a passenger, a pilot, or a fellow flight attendant – people on airplanes can get a little weird. We asked flight attendants what the worst pickup lines are that they’ve ever heard while on the airplane and what they came up with did not disappoint!
Let us know your favorite one in the comments!
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Have you ever had someone use a cheesy pickup line on you? Tell us in the comments below!
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Pax: Can I borrow your pen, please?
Me: I’m gonna need it back.
Pax: Sure thing! Could you repeat your phone number again please? Zero one and…….
Me: 🙄
Did you want to use the lavatory?
Don’t mind me, I am just taking up some space in front of this lavatory.
Pax: Would you like my nuts?
How would you like to drop your skirt?